“On Saturday the 23rd of April there will be an extravaganza  of organ/keyboard and a lot of wind. The wind will be provided by the talented Stuart Brain, who manages to produce melodies from all sorts of instruments, including household and more industrial types of articles. Audience participation is optional, but laughter is expected. 

This whole sorry affair will probably start around 7.00pm, and will continue despite objections to the contrary, until sometime later.

Children of all ages (up to 95) are welcome. Those of a sensitive disposition had better stay at home. Admission will be limited to those offering a £5 note by way of a voluntary donation. All proceeds to the upkeep, repair and maintenance of Dore Abbey.” - Rob Milan, Organist